Cut food into fun, heart shaped bites with less pain!

I'm adding this to my birthday wish list.  Wouldn't it be fun to cut sandwiches, fruit, veggies, cake, meatloaf, bread, maybe even dark chocolate, into heart sized bites that are easy to eat mindfully?

Not sure how powerful this tool is, but it looks like a must for the discriminating person with arm pain.  Not that I eat meatloaf more than once a decade, but still.